1.10.2009

a little ditty for BBC

my policy has been
that i let anybody in
no controls or censorship
say what you want
let er rip

but i got a report
that you creeped out my niece "short"
so youre done, youre through
it's time to say adieu
cause she privated her blog
to keep you out, you stupid slob!

youre a bitter vulgar chump
who is dumber than a stump
a loud and snorty snore
the biggest bore of bores
look, i dont mind a fight
but i insist my foes be bright

so if you comment here
your hateful words will disappear

and chickory? stay away
i let you have your say
you are jealous of my creek
you infantile antique
so add me to the list
of the blogs that have you dissed
your nature's always pissed
and your dark spirit wont be missed

grrrherherhahahahahaaaa!
by the way, did you read what Lady Dame wrote to you?
you really should read it chump.

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55 Comments:

Blogger h said...

Priceless paean to a pathetic piss-ant.

6:50 AM  
Blogger darkfoam said...

aha ..
i see you've been getting rid of stenchy junk here too ..
good for you!
love this little ditty ..
and i hope i always stay on your good side ...
grrrrrherhahahahahahaha....

7:02 AM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Poet Laureate of Western Blogosphere

7:11 AM  
Blogger sparringK9 said...

troll: lovely alliteration! let this experiment with BBC be an illustration to the advocates of "tolerance" - all it does is bring more of the same.

foamy: indeed! ahhhhh fresh air. thank you so much and for your treasured words at chickory.

aunty: grrerhahaha i wish! there are so many great poets among us. are you cleaning your closets?

7:56 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Wow! I try to take a little break to tend to other things, and it turns into "Lord of the Flies" around here!

Well, whatever he did (not that I want to know), I trust the response was well deserved.

Plus - not unlike Olivia Newton John in Grease - I am hopelessly devoted to you. Us canines need to stick together.

Cheerio and carry on.

10:11 AM  
Blogger roxanne s. sukhan said...

piss-ant. nice word. we r all one at some point in our blogging careers. not sure what he did ... don't really care. life's too short to give creeps any more attention that they deserve.

10:22 AM  
Blogger roxanne s. sukhan said...

poets ... grrrrhereherherhehe .. you use that word lightly, doncha?

10:22 AM  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

K9,

You have become my new god! Libations and burnt offerings commence! All hail the DOG!

Wulfine--our fine hound has chased off a particular blogger who, alas, chose to stop visiting my sad blog because he didn't like how my commenters treated him--didn't like me either, but I don't know--when I don't like someone, I try to avoid them, but he kept coming back for seconds--enjoyed insulting me on a personal level along with some blogmates.

Kudos to K9! May the stench be forever cleansed from the blogosphere! My hero, my hero!!

10:27 AM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Yep...what about your'n?

10:35 AM  
Blogger sparringK9 said...

puerileuwaite: well, you know i dont mind dogfighting but when my niece got a visit then no more mr nice rotty. i hope this visit means your blog has now entered into 2009!

wulfine: please check your com box!! it doesnt let me comment. i think enemy had trouble too. good to see you and yes, life is TOO short.

enemy: well - you called it. he's horrible. in three years of blogging last night was the first time i deleted a comment. and will delete any he makes from now on. i dont know if my niece will open her blog again. she is 22 years old and was proud of the Christmas dinner she made -took pictures and bbc goes over there and (as usual) berates her for her "good life". burned. me. up.

but lady dame is the one who wrote the scorcher of all time. remember? back on the robot post.

anyway, thank you my sister. let this ghoul be gone for good! xo

aunty: uh..i doan have much. i take stuff to goodwill all the time! im working on a shoe post instead.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Big Shamu said...

Wondering what you think of my choice for new Judge for Top Chef?

1:48 PM  
Blogger moi said...

Oh man, I feel terrible for your niece! We have visited each other on occasion and I can't imagine anyone being mean and nasty to her. WTF IS his problem? Let me know if you need any more ammo :o).

On another note: did you mention a SHOE post?

2:14 PM  
Blogger Jenny said...

I'd be happy to take my bidness partner up into the woods to get this piece of crap.

Port Angeles ain't that big and I'm not that far away.

2:49 PM  
Blogger sparringK9 said...

shamu: i dont know, i'll come see. i need to catch up though ive been on a bit of a TV ban.

moi: short was very very bothered. and then i was bothered so no more. i got ammo at the range thursday - free for ladies that day ;-). yep! a shoe post is forthcoming. yay.

boxer: grrerhahaha that would be awesome! my friends, the boxers. no i think he will be gone and eventually short will open her blog again. i hope. thank you

4:04 PM  
Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Heard that guy was the squid's dick. Need to scribe that poem into the wall of the privy to immortalize it - that's where you find the best poetry, you know.

4:07 PM  
Blogger J Cosmo Newbery said...

What's happening over this side of the globe? I keep wandering into rooms, saying "uh-oh" and tiptoeing out again, shutting the door quietly behind me. A phase of the moon perhaps?

4:12 PM  
Blogger sparringK9 said...

PhoKid: his reputation reaches far and wide -all the way to the desert i see. i love that squids dick bit grrerhahaha. funny you should mention a bathroom stall. i believe thats where bbc makes his home.

J cosmo newberry: oh dear. youve visited on a rather edgy day. well this was a long overdue expulsion of a particularly nasty blog troll. before today it was rainbows and flowers 24/7.

4:24 PM  
Blogger sparringK9 said...

as a matter of fact tonight is the largest moon we will have in 2009. its raining here so i get all the crazy and none of the light.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Big Shamu said...

....trying to imagine K9 all crazy.....

6:27 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:33 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:33 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:33 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:33 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:34 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:34 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:34 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:34 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:34 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:34 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:34 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:34 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:35 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:35 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:35 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:35 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:35 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:35 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:35 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

He he he, delete this.

7:35 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

It will give you something to do.

7:36 PM  
Blogger J Cosmo Newbery said...

Well, he certainly justified your opinion of him!

8:17 PM  
Blogger dianne said...

Good for you dearest K9, I couldn't believe the comment he left when I read it, I'm glad you have deleted it without a trace, neat trick that one. ♥
sorry but I see he is back again, some people just cant be civil or nice.

8:44 PM  
Blogger J Cosmo Newbery said...

I do love "infantile antique".

8:54 PM  
Blogger the walking man said...

Big Boring Child...once an ass always an ass.

12:42 AM  
Blogger darkfoam said...

dumber than a stump ..
how could you, k9 ..

tsk ..

what an insult ..


to the stump ..

5:41 AM  
Blogger sparringK9 said...

shamu: not just me; all of north america

j cosmo newberry: like a fish in a barrel grrherhahahaa

foamy: i know! an insult to woods everywhere ;-)

7:11 AM  
Blogger sparringK9 said...

diane: are you talking about that comment at chickory? he just had a little fit of jealousy when he figured out that was my "playhouse" grherhahahaha
thank you, my dear sweet friend for your support and unwavering kindness.

walking man: amazing isnt it? at least he left enemy alone for a while.

7:14 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Nicely said K9. Sorry that your niece had to kind of shut her blog out to people to avoid just one but I know what she was dealing with based on what enemy has gone through. Hope your niece will be able to open it up again soon once the mess blows over. Have you considered reporting him to blogger for harassment? I think it violates Bloggers terms of use. There's quite a track record built up to support the claim.

12:15 PM  
Blogger dianne said...

K9 dear I read both the comment at Chickory and the disgusting one he left here, he is just a sad, dirty old man.
You mentioned something about his wife/partner being a saint, she would have to be.
Please dont make your beautiful blog private because of this infantile person...you have so much talent and beauty to show us all, you enrich our lives with your words and posts.
I think Ricardo might have something there about blogger policy, maybe you should look into that.
Hang in there sweetie were all with you and here for you. ♥

7:45 PM  
Blogger sparringK9 said...

dianne: no no . i dont shut down my blog unless i decide i am no longer interested in having one. no, it was my niece who made her blog private because of bbc. i dont think that woman is his wife it is a friend of his that lives near by i guess - a friend who gets more hugs than me. grrrrrrrherhahahahahahahahaha thanks grrrrrrrrrrrrl youre the best.

4:45 AM  
Blogger Gnomeself Be True said...

I thought you'd been amazingly tollerant to let the puss filled boil hang around as long as you did.
There's a soul that needs a good purgative.

6:32 AM  
Blogger Dr.Alistair said...

ole` bill got tired of telling me i wasn`t god...i think, or maybe he felt he`d made his point. i haven`t heard from him in a while. now i know what he`s been up to recently. that`s the risk a blogger takes i guess.

whatever doesn`t kill you makes you stronger.....or something.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Well, he visited me again. I didn't know he was bothering you too, Dianne and you as well, Dr. Alistair. We need to form a club: Survivors of BBC.

6:56 AM  
Blogger Lady Dame said...

Did I forget to mention that he emails his wrinkled weenie to the ladies that he harasses?

Did he send his short to Short?

Bas-turd

excellent rap, you should tells it to da Boyd

10:08 PM  
Blogger Lady Dame said...

you know, doctors would routinely apply pressure to a pair of large forceps in effort to pull a baby out of a vagina by the head.

Knowing now how soft an infant's cranium is, and seeing the display here in this comment section, one can easily ascertain that a possible diagnosis of brain damage from moment of birth is entirely possible for BBC. Someone who seemingly would then equate his mental shortcomings with the vagina in general.

There must have been a short line to cash the disability check the day he had so much free time to spam you here EXACTLY 20 times with one extra variant in the end.

10:19 PM  

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